Haha Oh, Quagmire

Haha Oh, Quagmire

(Source: imasocrazy1, via pricklylegs)

“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

OMG she is so funny! Lol I love her!

(Source: 30rockasaurus, via backlashbaby)

stephenesque:

weasleycansaveanything:

Religion and Gay Marriage (x)

hey thank you John; i think this is exactly what i needed to cheer me up before my 2-hour long maths exam ugh someone please save me.

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I’ve posted this before, but I just don’t give a fuck. 

I’ve posted this before, but I just don’t give a fuck. 

(Source: thefingerfucker, via 101115)

candlejack:

thisthisthis Mr. Cleese 

candlejack:

thisthisthis Mr. Cleese 

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